The Snark Factor Podcast 10-19-15

Posted on October 20th, 2015 by Fingers Malloy

At the top of the show, comedian Ben Kissel joined the gang to talk about his fascination with paranormal activity, Donald Trump and Joe Biden. Then Monica Crowley of The Washington Times and Fox News stopped by to discuss her recent trip to Europe, where she got to witness the Syrian refugee crisis firsthand. She also weighed in on Hillary’s FBI problem and how Barack Obama and Joe Biden are playing her like a fiddle.

To listen, click here.

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Joe Biden, the crazy uncle we never wanted

Posted on February 20th, 2015 by Fingers Malloy

Vice President Joe Biden has had a busy couple of weeks. Channeling his inner Ted Kennedy, ole Joe got a little too handsy with Stephanie Carter, the wife of incoming Secretary of Defense, Ash Carter. He slid behind her, grabbed her shoulders and pressed his face against the side of her head. If I didn’t know better (and I don’t), I’d swear he’s sniffing her hair. Or perhaps he was just innocently whispering the gate code for Number One Observatory Circle into her ear.

Read more of my latest column at The Washington Times: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/feb/20/fingers-malloy-joe-biden-crazy-uncle-we-never-want/#ixzz3SmED7IUP

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Pelosi’s Budget Cutting Compromise: Planned Parenthood–PBS Merger?

Posted on April 14th, 2011 by Fingers Malloy
Not So Tickle Me Elmo

This post originally appeared at NewsReal Blog.

Secret documents uncovered by Fingersmalloy.com have unveiled a plot concocted by Representative Nancy Pelosi to, under the guise of a budget cutting measure, merge Planned Parenthood with the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS).

The purpose of this maneuver would not only be to secure funding for both entities–but also to begin providing sex education for children as young as two.

When I contacted Rep. Pelosi’s office, her spokesperson, Iva Madetisup, did not deny the existence of a PP-PBS merger plan.

Both of these programs are not only important to women, but also critical for the survival of the United States. Neither family planning or sex education for toddlers can be left up to individuals. Government involvement is essential.

It’s a match made in heaven. Let’s take ‘Sesame Street’ for example. Instead of The Count counting bats, he can count condoms. Elmo can give breast exams. Oscar the Grouch can pass out morning after pills. This is a mach made in heaven…I mean if heaven were real. Yes I’m sane.

Count Condom

During a speech for Public Broadcasting employees at PBS headquarters last week, Vice President Joe Biden talked about the possible merger, and what it meant for PBS.

PBS is Americana. So is Planned Parenthood. This merger will insure that women’s reproductive rights are protected. It will also insure that young children will not only learn their 1-2-3’s and ABC’s–but also the birds and the bees.

I can only tell you that PBS would not be what it is today without Fred Rogers. And ‘Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood’ will be an essential part of this merger. I’m told Fred is here today. Fred stand up and let ’em see ya.

He’s dead? Oh God love him. What am I talking about? Well I tell you what, Fred is making everyone else stand up. Stand up for Fred. This is a big f***ing deal!

Oscar the Grouchy Pharmacist

There has been talk that Mr. Hooper’s store will be converted into an organic foods store/abortion clinic. NewsReal will continue to cover this story as developments…develop.*

*Warning, documents obtained by Fingersmalloy.com may be fake, as well as everything else in this story.

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Snark Factor Poll- Who is Beerworthy?

Posted on March 3rd, 2010 by Fingers Malloy

This just in! President Obama likes to drink and smoke. Finally, something we can agree on. So today I pose this question:

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